Kissing on the TeeVee

Catching up on my Hulu queue this evening. Just me and a ice cold bottle of Widmer after a particularly bad afternoon. I was watching one of the shows that I’m not remembering right now (more than likely due to the 2nd glass of wine sitting next to me) when they started makin’ out right on the screen. I mean, ew, right?
I’m all about makin’ out, but do the television networks really need to cram that down my throat? Honestly. What kind of a person do they think I am? I’m a hard workin’ guy, try to stay on top of things and at the end of the day what I’m really looking for is some good ‘not-quite-good-enough-for-a-major-network’ entertainment. Repetitive, formulaic and just like all of the other shows on cable. That’s what I want.
If I wanted low-level porn, I’d fire of Cinemax or click over to Maxim.com. This isn’t what I’m usually expecting while watching 2nd rate television programing.
Next thing you know they are going to start filling shows shot in Miami with bikini girls.
Geez.