Live Tweeting
Usually you see people live tweet big events like WWDC or a concert or celebrity appearance of some sort. As I don’t get the chance to attend those kinds of events, I have to take whatever I can get. So, I took my nieces 8th grade graduation ceremony.
It reads backwards, just like Twitter
Ok. My work here is done. Screamed the name. Can I leave now? #iwillbedrinkingtonight
I’m sure there will be mudslides in paper cups in the teachers lounge later. Not sure they will be deserved
The louder she talks, the more the mic cuts out.
This graduation needs a better DJ.
Eyes up front? Really? Now I feel insulted.
No, its good rhythmic readalong. No body is on the same page.
This isn’t choir, its group Karaoke. Help me?
Now for the song portion. 8th grade choir singing Fields of Gold into a windy, radio shack mic.
Not sure, but I think he is reading the lyrics from a Mr. Mister song.
Her speak has slowed. Must be the oxycontin kickin’ in. Or the white zin.
Don’t clap into the microphone!
We just got shhh’d by the teacher at the podium. I’m so embarrassed
Giving the group a big hand of applause #ateachersaidthat
Next up, ASB class presient. Kill me know.
For teachers, they aren’t very good public speakers. #hecklingthegradceremonyviatwitter
At least the view is good

Omg. Someone save me. #tryingtobeagooduncle
Top tip: sideburns should be attached to hair.
8th graduation? Really? What a huge waste of time.
Next time you should follow along at home.