This is exactly why people want Automatic. Personally, I can do most of this while driving a stick. The rest of you need to pick up your game.
Why People Want It: People want automatic transmissions because they’re the only way to enable knee driving, which frees up both hands for more important tasks, like putting on eyeliner, checking out the morning newspaper, chatting with a cell-phone in one hand and a coffee in the other. Also, they don’t like manual transmissions because they hate sunshine and rainbows and freedom and the American way. Plus hills. They hate hills.
