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Dudes! Just got my iP3GS and it’s hella krunktacular, like a giant rock of crack wrapped in bacon dipped in Prozac and sprinkled with Ecstasy delivered by Jesus on the backs of angels shaped like little candy hearts!!” he later wrote in the Engadget forums, where he would normally be slammed as a ‘pathetic Apple fanboi’ but was instead lauded as a new-world hero.