Never ask how. A lesson I learned a long time ago.
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A collection of the random crap I find on the internet. You can also play the home game at donburnside.com or follow along at Twitter or Facebook. Have a question? Ask me anything.
Jul13
MmmTsss Playful Looper→
Rad. I might download this.
Comic Sans Be Gone by Phillip Hutchings→
This almost makes it worth using Safari. Almost.
An extension to remove out comic sans from the internet.
Featured in an episode of Miami Vice. Almost makes me want to race my Ferrari around downtown in the rain. And at night.
The Fixx - Less Cities, More Moving People (via TheFixxVEVO)
Knott’s Berry Farm, Studio K and Jed the Fish spinning records. Almost always included this one.
Jul10
Record scratches are timeless
Client: “I want there to be a noise here so people know it’s funny, like a record scratch!”
Me: “Okay, but record scratches are kind of corny and totally 90’s. How about anything else that would have the same effect?”
Client: “No. It needs to be a record scratch. Record scratches are timeless.”
At least that’s how I do it. Sometimes.
How-To Blog (via mrdonburnside)
Jul9
Kissing on the TeeVee
Catching up on my Hulu queue this evening. Just me and a ice cold bottle of Widmer after a particularly bad afternoon. I was watching one of the shows that I’m not remembering right now (more than likely due to the 2nd glass of wine sitting next to me) when they started makin’ out right on the screen. I mean, ew, right?
I’m all about makin’ out, but do the television networks really need to cram that down my throat? Honestly. What kind of a person do they think I am? I’m a hard workin’ guy, try to stay on top of things and at the end of the day what I’m really looking for is some good ‘not-quite-good-enough-for-a-major-network’ entertainment. Repetitive, formulaic and just like all of the other shows on cable. That’s what I want.
If I wanted low-level porn, I’d fire of Cinemax or click over to Maxim.com. This isn’t what I’m usually expecting while watching 2nd rate television programing.
Next thing you know they are going to start filling shows shot in Miami with bikini girls.
Geez.
- Driving to spend a day at the races. Perfect.
Carlos Murphy’s Cupertino. Friday, during Happy Hour, the sound system couldn’t play this song loud enough.
