If you like the random fact about Vin Diesel, then by all means you should check out the Vin Diesel page at the uncyclopedia.
You know, I wouldn’t really click past anything on that page if I were in the office. Most of it is quite NSFW, but funny to read!
But I really should have.
When I was in El Paso/west Texas, I thought it odd that I saw hardly any foreign label automobiles. Nary a Toyota or Honda did I see. Not a single Mercedes and only 1 BMW. Oh yea, and 1 MINI, but he was heading out of town. Probably a good plan if you ask me.
Sure would be cool:
Vin Diesel single handedly built the pyramids entirely out of strategicly performed pop n’ lock dance moves and alien fecal material.
Hangin’ out with the oldsters tonight. Last minute plans as I needed to have real Internet access. I’ve got Grandad pretty hooked up if I do say so myself.
But I digress.
Last minute Grandma pulls a few ribeye steaks out of the fridge, throws a salad together and I even got a steaming cup of lima beans (with ham hock) to boot. Oh yea, and a glass of BV Rutherford Cab.
But the best? You see, they are having a problem with stray animals. Well, maybe not strays, but there are some neighbourhood cats that like to crap on their, and dare I say the only piece for at least 2 miles any direction, grass. Grandpa’s solution?
“I’ve been pissing in a can every night, then I take it out and spread it around. They don’t fuck with me anymore”
Yea, my grandparents pretty much roll like that. Pretty cool eh?
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